We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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