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Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
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