We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He kissed a someone with a penis
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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