How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i think my mom watched the whole time
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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