Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
