I just saw a hot homeless man
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
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He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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