so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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