Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
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Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
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come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Text me some of your sweat
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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