oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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