Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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