I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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