Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
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I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
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just found out that she named her cat after me.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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