So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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