the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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