my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
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