How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
she peed on how many people?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
Randomize
