How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
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it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
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It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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