Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
