Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
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You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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