he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
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You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
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Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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