Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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