I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
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An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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