you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
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one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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