it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
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But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
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I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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