do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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