The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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