Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
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Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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