What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
she told me i tasted like america
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Randomize
