I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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