Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
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This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
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He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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