dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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