i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
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oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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