I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
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