just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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