so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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