Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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