I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
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i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
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You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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