Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
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I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
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The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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