I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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