She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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