can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
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I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
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I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I want to be your penis for a week.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid