Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
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How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
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My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.