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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  i dedicated my morning wood to you.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?

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• (530): View more from California

  So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"

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• (805): View more from California

  It's like a toaster oven for my penis

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• (206): View more from Washington

  The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES

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• (858): View more from California

  I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.

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