ADVERTISEMENT

• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.

  Fav 26 1051 1714

  share tweet
  

• (206): View more from Washington

  remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?

  (206): View more from Washington

  joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!

  Fav 13 2345 924

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (415): View more from California

  I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?

  (510): View more from California

  I hope so

  Fav 41 2517 5549

  share tweet
  

• (313): View more from Michigan

  Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.

  Fav 14 1022 3457

  share tweet
  

• (404): View more from Georgia

  I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.

  Fav 12 7474 1322

  share tweet
  

• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier

  Fav 5 2698 1105

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw

  Fav 10 3968 1098

  share tweet
  

• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius

  Fav 4 924 1955

  share tweet
  

• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...

  Fav 4 1666 788

  share tweet
  

• (772): View more from Florida

  Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa

  Fav 11 1870 885

  share tweet
  

• (865): View more from Tennessee

  You are my mentor.

  (276): View more from Virginia

  I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.

  Fav 4 1629 771

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (203): View more from Connecticut

  this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing

  Fav 5 790 557

  share tweet
  

• (919): View more from North Carolina

  When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?

  Fav 6 679 310

  share tweet
  

• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”

  Fav 0 24 14

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.

  Fav 0 36 23

  share tweet
  

Randomize