It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I believe in your delicious
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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