Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
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Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
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Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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