So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
NoShamevember. You game?
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
50% drunk capacity currently
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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