need another drink. this is the easiest way
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
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My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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