great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
it was like eating out sand paper
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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