we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
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He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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