so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
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I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
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i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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