I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
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So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
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i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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