another moral hangover. fuck.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
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From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
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I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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