I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Randomize
