fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
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