it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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