yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
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This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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