so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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