Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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