So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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